I've also concluded I wouldn't be able to beat their daughter's time in a triathlon nor can I count to 100 in Chinese, work with Robert Downey, Jr. or do the worm.
I do, however, like superhero t-shirts.
Even if I don't own one.
I started to think how I'd rap out our year in review and came to a second dismal conclusion: I can't rap.
Yes, yes. I know. You were all aware of that, but in my head I can totally do it.
So I decided to write a poem which is sort of a rap but not really. And then, I decided to write haiku because I love 7-5-7. Then I started to write the haiku and ended up with:
Joseph had a year
Filled with school and vacations
And that's about all.
Too long a name to use when
Writing this haiku.
Which left me scratching my head and realizing I'm not nearly as clever as the "Christmas Jammies" family. And., honestly, we had an amazing year that I just can't seem to do justice. Instead, I'll leave you with what our actual Christmas card looks like. *Spoilers* It's the best picture I've ever had of me. It totally deserves to go viral.